近日，美国Reddit论坛上出现一篇标题为《NBA都有哪些名垂青屎的冥人冥言》的讨论贴，美网友纷纷发表各自的想法，如下是这篇帖子的内容以及部分美网友的评论。

What are some all time nba quotes that aged poorly?

《NBA都有哪些名垂青屎的冥人冥言？》

One that comes to mind is Latrell Sprewell's "I got a family to feed." After a solid season averaging 17/4/4 with the Timberwolves in 2004, Sprewell received a $21 million contract extension. He turned down the extension saying he's got a family to feed. The following season, Sprewell's performance declined and he was out of the league the year after.

楼主说：首先我想到的是拉特里尔-斯普雷威尔的那句“这都不够我养家糊口的！”

2003-2004赛季在森林狼打出场均17+4+4的良好表现之后，斯普雷威尔收到一份总价值2100万美元的续约报价，但他回绝了这份报价并说道这不够他养家糊口的。接下去的一个赛季，斯普雷威尔的状态下滑，并在那个赛季之后从联盟消失了。

******美网友评论******

[–]duggum 3115 points 1 day ago

"We wish he were seven feet, but he isn’t. There just wasn’t a center available. What can you do… Jordan isn’t going to turn this franchise around. I wouldn't ask him to. I wouldn't put that kind of pressure on him. He’s a good offensive player but not an overpowering offensive player."

Rod Thorn, GM of the Bulls, after drafting Michael Jordan.

球迷：“我们倒是希望他有7英尺（2.13米）高，但他没有。（选秀清单中）没有一个中锋，我们能怎么办呢？乔丹是没法儿扭转球队局面的，我也不会这样去要求他，不会给他这样的压力…他是个不错的进攻型球员，不过进攻能力也谈不上所向披靡。”公牛队在1983年选秀大会选中乔丹之后，球队经理罗德-索恩如是描述乔丹。

[–]76ers_The_Price_Is_Wrong_ 1008 points 18 hours ago

The teams used to be bigger than their players.

Jordan kind of changed that.

76人球迷：曾经球队是凌驾于球员之上的，不过似乎乔丹改变了那种状况。

[–]URAMEATGOBBLER 63 points 19 hours ago

I know I’m a Bulls fan but this one is always funny

公牛球迷：虽然我是公牛球迷，但每次听到这个梗，都感觉很搞笑~~

[–]MajinHoops 861 points 1 day ago

"they better get ready to back that brinks truck up"

球迷：“他们最好备一辆卡车的钱给我。”

[–]Game-Blouses-23 21 points 16 hours ago

Someone did the math, and he technically ended up more than what would be in an average Brinks truck.

球迷：有人还真去算了一下，一辆平均装载量的布林克卡车能装多少钱，最后他算出来（小托马斯索要的顶薪合同的钱）一辆卡车是装不下的。

[–]Celtics_Atlas_Drugged_ 383 points 20 hours ago

This one is just sad. Isiah earned that money, he played through injury and it cost him everything.

凯尔特人球迷：这个梗太伤了…小托马斯肯定值那些钱的…当年带伤出战把他给毁了…

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmr_antman85 25 points 10 hours ago

That was just crazy. He never should have played through that injury. It's even more crazy how players are criticized when they don't. He's an example of why not to.

其实球迷：疯了吧！他怎么着也不能带伤打球啊！但是更离谱的是，如果球员因伤病不上场，不知道会被喷成啥样呢！小托马斯的故事告诉我们，为什么球员就不该带伤打球！

[–]SilentHitman1547 1285 points 1 day ago

"It feels good to be in the second round."

球迷：“进第二轮的感觉真好。”

[–]Pistonsafter12delight 779 points 1 day ago*

Tmac up 3-1, then the Pistons clapped those cheeks to win 3-4. It was hilarious.

活塞球迷：当年麦迪领衔的魔术队3-1领先活塞队，但之后活塞队以连扳三场4-3逆转晋级，打了所有人的脸。太搞笑啦~~

注：2003年季后赛首轮，东部8号种子魔术队3-1领先1号种子活塞队，之后麦迪变说出了上面这句冥言。

[–]Mavericksprmaster23 1050 points 23 hours ago

If anyone is wondering, the answer is Yes...Doc Rivers was coaching that team.

独行侠球迷：我知道大家都很好奇…没错…那支魔术队的主教练就是他，道格-里弗斯！

[–]T1AA 197 points 20 hours ago

Holy shit doc

球迷：厚礼蟹啊…里弗斯…

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesKingVibrant 172 points 23 hours ago

Insanity considering he’d never make it out the first round sans being a udonis Haslem for the spurs in 2013… in which they lost in game 7 back out to ray allen intensifies

骑士球迷：除了2013年在马刺队体验哈斯勒姆式养老，在总决赛被雷阿伦强行拖入抢七并输掉总决赛之外，麦迪从来没有晋级过第二轮，这太离谱了…

注：事实上，2009年麦迪随火箭队进了季后赛第二轮。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonlukewwilson 98 points 20 hours ago

Then he retires and the Spurs win it all the next year.

湖人球迷：紧接着第二年麦迪退役后，马刺立马就夺冠了…

注：2014年马刺队在总决赛4-1击败热火夺冠。

[–][NYK] Carmelo AnthonyClutchGamingGuy 1101 points 1 day ago

"We have better players than him in his position already on our team." - Carlos Boozer about LeBron after going 17-65 the year before drafting him

尼克斯球迷：“在他这个位置上，我们球队已经有更好的球员了。”在打出一个17胜65负的赛季，并计划在之后选秀大会上选詹姆斯之前，骑士球员卡洛斯-布泽尔如是谈到詹姆斯。

[–]Basic_Commercial_806[S] 667 points 23 hours ago

I just re-watched that clip. Darius Miles said Lebron can just hop on their bandwagon, as if they weren't the worst team in the league that year. LOL

球迷：我刚刚重新看了一遍采访，当时达柳斯-迈尔斯说詹姆斯来了只要跟着他们的节奏打就行了，这话听上去好像他们感觉自己打得还不赖，不是当年的联盟吊车尾似的…哈哈哈！！

[–]inezco 144 points 17 hours ago

One of my favorite quotes was Ricky Davis saying he thought LeBron was drafted just to help him score more lmao.

球迷：我最爱的还是里基-戴维斯的那句-他以为骑士选詹姆斯是来辅佐他让他得更多分的呢，哈哈哈我要死啦~~~

[–]NumberOneCombosFan 48 points 14 hours ago

The Ricky David quote I saw was:

“LeBron is gonna add to what we need and just make things a little bit easier.”

It doesn't really seem like something out of line to say.

球迷：我看到过里基-戴维斯的原话：“勒布朗将填补我们所需要的东西，他可以事情变得简单一点。”好像也没说什么出格的话…

[–]jswagbo 13 points 13 hours ago

Yeah but o like the original post because I wanna imagine Rocky Davis being excited for Lebron to use his elite pkaymaking to find him for long 2s

球迷：楼上说得没错，但我还是喜欢原来传言的那样，可以满足我的想象力~~~想到以后詹姆斯的高超组织能力，可以更好地给自己喂球去投那些低效长2分儿，里基-戴维斯的兴奋劲儿就上来了~~~

[–]Shelton26 87 points 18 hours ago

All of them then get outplayed by an 18 year old

球迷：之后他们全部被一个18岁的孩子给打爆了…

[–]BullsPJCR1916 2097 points 1 day ago

“Now everybody wanna go play for the heat and the Lakers? Let’s go back to being competitive and going at these peoples!”

公牛球迷：“现在所有人都想去热火和湖人打球了？咱们得像以前那样，得争强好胜啊，要和那些强队对着干啊！！”

[–]MavericksMahomesMccaffrey 200 points 1 day ago

I mean he never played for the heat or the Lakers!

So far

独行侠球迷：话说回来，他确实也没有加盟热火或者湖人…目前看来是这样…

[–]AdamSandlerIsntFunny 800 points 1 day ago

The OG “keep switching teams... running from the grind. You boys is chumps.”

球迷：原话是“为了求胜不停地换球队…又始乱终弃经不住考验…你们就是一帮傻子…”

[–]raiden_kazuha 1 point 22 hours ago

I like this more, feels like it got some dawg in it

球迷：我更喜欢这句哈~听上去一身的硬骨头~~

[–]Lakersjdh705 34 points 1 day ago

Who said it?

湖人球迷：这是谁说的？

[–]CelticsCOMMENTASIPLEASE 204 points 1 day ago

KD in like 2012

凯尔特人球迷：杜兰特，貌似在2012年左右说的。